Hobbit Day song

I just learned that September 22 is "Hobbit Day".

This composition erupted out of my fingertips.  

(To the tune of "Rockin' Robin") 

He hops in the Shire all day long,
Eating seven meals and singin’ his song.
All the mangy creatures on Middle Earth
Overlook the hobbits and can’t see their worth.

Hoppin’ hobbit (chew chew, chewedly chew)
Hoppin’ hobbit (chew chew, chewedly chew)
Oh, hoppin’ hobbit you really gonna quest tonight.

He don’t wear boots, doesn’t give them a chance,
Only bare feet let you really dance
He loves to party and bless my soul,
He’ll host an army in his hobbit hole.

Hoppin’ hobbit (chew chew, chewedly chew)
Hoppin’ hobbit (chew chew, chewedly chew)
Oh, hoppin’ hobbit you really gonna quest tonight.

Call for a dwarf and holler for a ranger,
Bad things are bringin’ a bucket of danger.
Whoop for a wizard, give an elf a shout
Pass the ring to the hobbit and let’s head out.

Hoppin’ hobbit (chew chew, chewedly chew)
Hoppin’ hobbit (chew chew, chewedly chew)
Oh, hoppin’ hobbit you really gonna quest tonight.